Hi, My name is Homer Simpson. My favorite food is Bacon, Pork chops, Sausages, Meat Loaf... all from a magical animal called the pig.
I also like to eat vegetables.
I am married to Marge and I have three kids named Lisa, Maggie and Brat (actually his name is Bart). Lisa and Maggie are great but Bart is a handful.
I work at a nuclear power plant for Mr. Burns
(evil, evil, man and I have married to Marge Simpson who is the love of my life. I usually have a couple of donuts before lunch and have some more after lunch.
I also have three children. Bart, Lisa, Maggie.
My best friend is Flanders. I go to church with him every Sunday (haha yeah right!). I also hang out a lot at Moe's tavern with my pals Lenny and Karl. I love to drink Duff beer and it tastes better with Peanuts. So people say that I am a alcoholic but I don't think I am one. My friend Barney is an alcoholic!
- Eating Bacon
- Blowing up nuclear plant
- Watching TV
- Drinking Beer